Socially Awkward Penguin

Fapping in own room with door locked, hears housemate come home Freeze mid-jerk until he leaves

Fapping in own room with door locked, hears housemate come home Freeze mid-jerk until he leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Microwaves food at work Opens door early so coworkers wont hear

Microwaves food at work Opens door early so coworkers wont hear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buying lube at the drug store Get condoms too so it's not just for you.

Buying lube at the drug store Get condoms too so it's not just for you.  Socially Awkward Penguin

no i'm not sober i'm just really awkward

no i'm not sober i'm just really awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Grocery List: Milk, Condoms, and a Brithday Card Looks like i'm going to three different stores

Grocery List: Milk, Condoms, and a Brithday Card Looks like i'm going to three different stores  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get cute cashiers number Never call and avoid restaurant for six months

Get cute cashiers number Never call and avoid restaurant for six months  Socially Awkward Penguin

Still to nervous to talk to people Just sat and smoked quietly

Still to nervous to talk to people Just sat and smoked quietly    Socially Awkward Penguin

Missed connecting train to party Was still first to arrive

Missed connecting train to party   Was still first to arrive  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Bingo Too scared to call it out

Gets Bingo Too scared to call it out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Think I found a gem in the new section Realize I've been looking at the Front Page

Think I found a gem in the new section Realize I've been looking at the Front Page  Socially Awkward Penguin
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