Socially Awkward Penguin

Earthquake during lunch period Doesn't know anyone hiding under the table, stays seated.

Earthquake during lunch period Doesn't know anyone hiding under the table, stays seated.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Asian Massage place Masseuse waits for tip, tries to make out with her.

Goes to Asian Massage place Masseuse waits for tip, tries to make out with her.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Ordering food at taco bell "just meese and cheat, i mean cheese and meat"

Ordering food at taco bell

"good morning" It's 3Pm

Hi Hi's it going

Hi Hi's it going  Socially Awkward Penguin

New girlfriend asks for help building her computer Refers her to /r/buildapc

New girlfriend asks for help building her computer Refers her to /r/buildapc  Socially Awkward Penguin

New girlfriend tells me I'm cute Gets an adorable Boner

New girlfriend tells me I'm cute Gets an adorable Boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting crush Reads every message out loud to make sure it doesn't sound idiotic

Texting crush Reads every message out loud to make sure it doesn't sound idiotic  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to workmates funeral forgets the deceased's name during conversation

goes to workmates funeral forgets the deceased's name during conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction  Socially Awkward Penguin
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