Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends 20 minutes building up the courage to give number to cute restaurant host His shift ended 10 minutes ago

Spends 20 minutes building up the courage to give number to cute restaurant host His shift ended 10 minutes ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts on reddit for the first time Commenter gets more karma than you

Posts on reddit for the first time Commenter gets more karma than you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't merge into correct lane Takes the long route

Can't merge into correct lane Takes the long route  Socially Awkward Penguin

LADY AT TICKET COUNTER SAYS, "HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT." "THANKS! YOU TOO!"

LADY AT TICKET COUNTER SAYS,

Sees cute girl my age on /r/dykesgonemild. Too shy to compliment them.

Sees cute girl my age on /r/dykesgonemild.  Too shy to compliment them.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes test first turns it in Third so people don't think he waited for someone else to go up

Finishes test first turns it in Third so people don't think he waited for someone else to go up  Socially Awkward Penguin

I.T. guy is african-american Can't make eye contact when says "slave drive"

I.T. guy is african-american Can't make eye contact when says

Didn't understand you laugh and say yeah

Didn't understand you laugh and say yeah  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute guy at library too chicken shit to talk to him, whines to friends on mumble, dies

Sees cute guy at library too chicken shit to talk to him, whines to friends on mumble, dies  Socially Awkward Penguin

Facing the waitress while she brings your food Pretend not to see her so you don't look overly excited

Facing the waitress while she brings your food Pretend not to see her so you don't look overly excited  Socially Awkward Penguin
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