Socially Awkward Penguin

oh shit oh shit, everyone is staring. everyone thinks i'm a pedophile. don't even look at them. don't look anywhere. oh god just leave.

oh shit oh shit, everyone is staring. everyone thinks i'm a pedophile. don't even look at them. don't look anywhere. oh god just leave.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bumps into a manikin "sorry"

Bumps into a manikin

Likes cute girl's status on facebook Adrenaline rush

Likes cute girl's status on facebook Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to hang out with Girl he likes Finds huge dildo in the living room

goes to hang out with Girl he likes  Finds huge dildo in the living room   Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress: "Happy Birthday!" Me: "Thank you. You too!"

Waitress:

Open chat box to crush Just stare at keyboard imagining all the things that could go wrong in one conversation

Open chat box to crush Just stare at keyboard imagining all the things that could go wrong in one conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to take a shit badly at dinner forces shit out as fast as possible to act like taking a piss

Needs to take a shit badly at dinner forces shit out as fast as possible to act like taking a piss  Socially Awkward Penguin

Travels on bus without a ticket Gets adrenaline rush

Travels on bus without a ticket Gets adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hits girl in chest with beer pong ball "Sorry, you always hit what you're looking at"

Hits girl in chest with beer pong ball

wants to share funny socially awkward penguin meme with group can't get anyone to pay attention

wants to share funny socially awkward penguin meme with group can't get anyone to pay attention  Socially Awkward Penguin
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