Socially Awkward Penguin

finds out family member goes on reddit deletes all embarrasing posts

finds out family member goes on reddit deletes all embarrasing posts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Complains that he doesn't meet girls Never leaves house

Complains that he doesn't meet girls Never leaves house  Socially Awkward Penguin

STARTS CHOKING ON THE BUS TRYS NOT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION

STARTS CHOKING ON THE BUS TRYS NOT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION   Socially Awkward Penguin

Post Facebook Status that nobody comments on or likes Delete to evade the minor possibility of looking like a tool

Post Facebook Status that nobody comments on or likes Delete to evade the minor possibility of looking like a tool  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy random item like a cell phone case at a local shop Have to justify purchase to cashier

Buy random item like a cell phone case at a local shop Have to justify purchase to cashier   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to fly off a building dies

Tries to fly off a building dies  Socially Awkward Penguin

Return to work after being genuinely sick for 3 days feel guilty about it

Return to work after being genuinely sick for 3 days feel guilty about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

get stuck behind group of old people on a on a long sidewalk quietly follow the whole way

get stuck behind group of old people on a on a long sidewalk quietly follow the whole way  Socially Awkward Penguin

ANNOYING PERSON COMMENTS ON YOUR STATUS... fuck

ANNOYING PERSON COMMENTS ON YOUR STATUS... fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets mutual friend's approval to ask girl out Talks self out of asking out girl while doing so

Gets mutual friend's approval to ask girl out Talks self out of asking out girl while doing so  Socially Awkward Penguin
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