Socially Awkward Penguin

Stands next to ringing phone doesn't answer

Stands next to ringing phone doesn't answer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a hug from a girl incoming Greets it with a high five

Sees a hug from a girl incoming Greets it with a high five  Socially Awkward Penguin

cream or sugar? yes please (likes coffee black)

cream or sugar? yes please
 (likes coffee black)  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends all morning rating memes "Great" Goes back and down rates in case people see what I'm really like.

Spends all morning rating memes

Lives alone pees on porcelain just in case

Lives alone pees on porcelain
just in case  Socially Awkward Penguin

see someone you know walking towards you and wave Realize you don't have anything to say when they get closer and wave again

see someone you know walking towards you and wave Realize you don't have anything to say when they get closer and wave again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watching TV with Mom vibrator commercial comes on

Watching TV with Mom vibrator commercial comes on  Socially Awkward Penguin

person talks too softly to understand what they say just nod and smile

person talks too softly to understand what they say just nod and smile  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears someone walk in Stays completely silent the whole time

Hears someone walk in Stays completely silent the whole time   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes clubbing in Vegas Forgets to bring dress shirts

Goes clubbing in Vegas  Forgets to bring dress shirts  Socially Awkward Penguin
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