Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to a party in high school Straight edge

Goes to a party in high school Straight edge  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets caught mumbling to self Pretends to be chewing on gum

gets caught mumbling to self Pretends to be chewing on gum  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laugh when I hear my nephew is "feeding the chickens" Actually has pet chickens

Laugh when I hear my nephew is

HAS horrifying dream that the world is ending Still spends last hours on reddit, a virgin.

HAS horrifying dream that the world is ending Still spends last hours on reddit, a virgin.  Socially Awkward Penguin

imgine yourself fighting someone you really hate real adrenaline rush for several minutes

imgine yourself fighting someone you really hate real adrenaline rush for several minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone call from mummy infront of friends "Hey Mummy is your phone working

Phone call from mummy infront of friends

Strike up conversation with cute redditor waitress "you should check out /r/spacedicks"

Strike up conversation with cute redditor waitress

"Hello" "Good thanks"

Got sunburn on my scalp Have to wear a hat in the shower

Got sunburn on my scalp Have to wear a hat in the shower  Socially Awkward Penguin

Big breasted woman in a phoenix suns shirt comes to my register "my breast friend is a big suns fan"

Big breasted woman in a phoenix suns shirt comes to my register
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