Socially Awkward Penguin

Return ball to Brutish guys on the beach "We're playing bowls, kid."

Return ball to Brutish guys on the beach

Thought the "Sponsor a Child" ad was a "Third World Success" meme Feels just awful about it

Thought the

Notices Facebook has birthday notifications deletes account

Notices Facebook has birthday notifications deletes account  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to same coffee shop 3x a week still pretends to not know the barista

goes to same coffee shop 3x a week still pretends to not know the barista  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally rhymes Everyone notices and says something

Accidentally rhymes Everyone notices and says something  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl at the end of my grocery aisle need to stop eating mac&cheese anyway...these suddenly interesting beans will have to do.

Hot girl at the end of my grocery aisle need to stop eating mac&cheese anyway...these suddenly interesting beans will have to do.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone vibrates in pocket only twice "Phew, just a text."

Phone vibrates in pocket only twice

That awkward moment when you born

That awkward moment when you born  Socially Awkward Penguin

At wife's company party oh shit i'm the only non-employee

At wife's company party oh shit i'm the only non-employee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears self breathing... Stops breathing.

Hears self breathing... Stops breathing.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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