Socially Awkward Penguin

No one pushes 'next stop' button for your bus stop Pretend it's not your stop

No one pushes 'next stop' button for your bus stop Pretend it's not your stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

accept high five from friend Realize they were waving

accept high five from friend Realize they were waving  Socially Awkward Penguin

Elevator door opens with people already inside Takes stairs

Elevator door opens with people already inside Takes stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Book says, "half laugh half snort" Spends 15 minutes in the library trying to recreate the sound

Book says,

Cashier asks for my ID and how old I am "Nineteen, you?"

Cashier asks for my ID and how old I am

wins Football office pool only asks for money from the coworkers he knows

wins Football office pool only asks for money from the coworkers he knows  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to friends house to get high Ruined his evening

Went to friends house to get high Ruined his evening  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets first period Too awkward to tell mom. Waits until she finds bloody underwear

Gets first period Too awkward to tell mom. Waits until she finds bloody underwear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Keeps walking back and forth down the road because I keep chickening out on knocking on my friends door Pulls out phone when I turn around so it looks like I texted someone and needed to go back, and I'm not some creepy stalker

Keeps walking back and forth down the road because I keep chickening out on knocking on my friends door Pulls out phone when I turn around so it looks like I texted someone and needed to go back, and I'm not some creepy stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Birthday's Coming up Deletes Facebook

Birthday's Coming up Deletes Facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin
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