Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor offers good luck on future exams Respond with, "you too"

Professor offers good luck on future exams Respond with,

MAkes perfect pun, finally settles on "amirite" as pun signifier autocorrects to "emirate"

MAkes perfect pun, finally settles on

Has been driving for years still nervous driving a golf cart

Has been driving for years still nervous driving a golf cart  Socially Awkward Penguin

that awkward moment when you go against Vista by singing the same song at competition and entering the foreigner contest And fail both times...better luck next year L.t.

that awkward moment when you go against Vista by singing the same song at competition and entering the foreigner contest And fail both times...better luck next year L.t.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking with stripper at a strip club "...So What have you been doing tonight?"

Talking with stripper at a strip club

Calls in noise complaint on roommates

Calls in noise complaint on roommates   Socially Awkward Penguin

Mcdonalds drive-thru on hot sunny day closes window after transaction

Mcdonalds drive-thru on hot sunny day closes window after transaction   Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a new phone Too shy to make a facebook group

Gets a new phone  Too shy to make a facebook group  Socially Awkward Penguin

Working on a group project together "are you doing that day of silence thing?"

Working on a group project together

Shows up early to party Waits outside in his car for an hour

Shows up early to party Waits outside in his car for an hour  Socially Awkward Penguin
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