Socially Awkward Penguin

Flat tire on highway 50 miles from home R.I.P

Flat tire on highway 50 miles from home R.I.P  Socially Awkward Penguin

Aim for back of toilet So others can't hear your piss stream

Aim for back of toilet So others can't hear your piss stream  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress forgot to ask for your drink Guess I'm not drinking anything

Waitress forgot to ask for your drink Guess I'm not drinking anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

IS 5 MINUTES LATE TO CLASS SKIPS CLASS TO AVOID INTERRUPTING THE PROFESSOR AND CAUSING A SCENE

IS 5 MINUTES LATE TO CLASS SKIPS CLASS TO AVOID INTERRUPTING THE PROFESSOR AND CAUSING A SCENE   Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl you like asks who you like shit shit shit

Girl you like asks who you like shit shit shit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Helps old girlfriend log into an old email account notices she's shopping for a wedding dress

Helps old girlfriend log into an old email account notices she's shopping for a wedding dress  Socially Awkward Penguin

I often browse Reddit and Youtube at work. Tired brain gets confused: types in "redtube.com"

I often browse Reddit and Youtube at work. Tired brain gets confused: types in

Doesn't agree on conversation topic remain silent to avoid confrontation

Doesn't agree on conversation topic remain silent to avoid confrontation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is called very handsome by a girl has no idea how to respond

Is called very handsome by a girl has no idea how to respond  Socially Awkward Penguin

In stall in empty bathroom when someone enters Quietly sit there until they leave.

In stall in empty bathroom when someone enters  Quietly sit there until they leave.   Socially Awkward Penguin
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