Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets given coupons by stripper unsure whether its a comment on his charm or loneliness

Gets given coupons by stripper unsure whether its a comment on his charm or loneliness  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have you ever been in trouble with the police before, boy? No, but I almost got hit by a car once

Have you ever been in trouble with the police before, boy? No, but I almost got hit by a car once  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't seem to open my car door Realize I have the wrong car after being confronted by the actual owner.

Can't seem to open my car door Realize I have the wrong car after being confronted by the actual owner.  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend starts typing while you're typing Delete entire paragraph

friend starts typing while you're typing Delete entire paragraph  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to keep distance during slow dance Raging boner

Has to keep distance during slow dance Raging boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

fire alarm goes off while fapping can't evacuate until boner goes away

fire alarm goes off while fapping can't evacuate until boner goes away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Awkward conversation Pull out phone

Awkward conversation Pull out phone    Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets an email from security about elevator paint Asks what color

Gets an email from security about elevator paint Asks what color  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl on phone support says "thanks for calling" reply "you too"

Girl on phone support says

Has 16 items in cart goes to regular checkout

Has 16 items in cart goes to regular checkout  Socially Awkward Penguin
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