Socially Awkward Penguin

naturally walks quietly drags feet so people don't think he's sneaking up on them

naturally walks quietly drags feet so people don't think
he's sneaking up on them  Socially Awkward Penguin

standing in crowded area, thinks fly may be down can't check it, people will think i'm fondling myself

standing in crowded area,
thinks fly may be down can't check it, people will think i'm fondling myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Builder might be in the house Hide all day

Builder might be in the house Hide all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

zero upvotes delete

zero upvotes delete  Socially Awkward Penguin

Subway employee asks me what kind of bread i want "I'll take American"

Subway employee asks me what kind of bread i want

Accidentally honk your horn while behind someone Duck when they look back

Accidentally honk your horn while behind someone Duck when they look back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend following in the car behind drives faster than usual to seem cool

Friend following in the car behind drives faster than usual to seem cool  Socially Awkward Penguin

has an interesting conversation with a girl avoids them like the plague for a few days to not seem clingy

has an interesting conversation with a girl avoids them like the plague for a few days to not seem clingy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes a big withdraw from the bank They're all after me

Makes a big withdraw 
from the bank They're all after me  Socially Awkward Penguin

No online ordering? PB&J IT IS

No online ordering? PB&J  IT IS  Socially Awkward Penguin
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