Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute Dental Hygienist spashes water on your face. "Oops, looks like you're getting a facial today!"

Cute Dental Hygienist spashes water on your face.

doesn’t look old enough to go into bar pretends to talk on phone to somehow distract bouncer

doesn’t look old enough to go into bar pretends to talk on phone to somehow distract bouncer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets to capitalize a word Backspaces and Deletes entire word to get to the first letter

Forgets to capitalize a word Backspaces and Deletes entire word to get to the first letter  Socially Awkward Penguin

lets friend borrow new shirt never asks for it back

lets friend borrow new shirt never asks for it back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Introduces friend to reddit never talks about anything else but reddit for rest of eternity

Introduces friend to reddit never talks about anything else but reddit for rest of eternity  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk right by girl saying something to her little sister realized she was talking to me complimenting my hat and i completely ignored her

Walk right by girl saying something to her little sister realized she was talking to me complimenting my hat and i completely ignored her   Socially Awkward Penguin

Mom thinks I'm texting a girl because I'm smiling while looking at my phone I'm actually on Reddit

Mom thinks I'm texting a girl because I'm smiling while looking at my phone  I'm actually on Reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thank You Thank you

Thank You Thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin

"where are your laxitives?" "You're looking for the laxatives?"

checks time on iPhone and sets it aside sees iphone lit up in peripherals "yes, a text message!"

checks time on iPhone and sets it aside sees iphone lit up in peripherals
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