Socially Awkward Penguin

street salesman wants to sell you stuff Avoid rejecting him by telling him that you are already a very satisfied user of his product

street salesman wants to sell you stuff Avoid rejecting him by telling him that you are already a very satisfied user of his product  Socially Awkward Penguin

Mentions something during conversation that you learned while creeping their facebook Pretends somebody told you about it

Mentions something during conversation that you learned while creeping their facebook Pretends somebody told you about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend says what's up "good"

friend says what's up

Realizes half way to class he will be late Goes back home

Realizes half way to class he will be late  Goes back home   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot waitress is new to town and flirting with me I'll have an ice tea

Hot waitress is new to town and flirting with me   I'll have an ice tea  Socially Awkward Penguin

instructor asks you to take a turn running pro tools in class oh god no

instructor asks you to take a turn running pro tools in class oh god no    Socially Awkward Penguin

The bane of homeschool class, get in to groups of one

The bane of homeschool class, get in to groups of one    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sarcasm so advanced Its not even funny.

Sarcasm so advanced  Its not even funny.   Socially Awkward Penguin

gets on weird shuttle with seats facing each other looks down at phone the whole time

gets on weird shuttle with seats facing each other looks down at phone the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees the delivery man walking around the office with a bouquet of flowers Oh God, please don't be for me...

Sees the delivery man walking around the office with a bouquet of flowers  Oh God, please don't be for me...   Socially Awkward Penguin
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