Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives a text message wait 5 minutes to reply to look busy

Receives a text message wait 5 minutes to reply to look busy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Strut Across campus like a boss Realize backpack was open all along

Strut Across campus like a boss Realize backpack was open all along  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't like being around others Painfully lonely

Doesn't like being around others  Painfully lonely   Socially Awkward Penguin

Now I have to talk to people? no no no please no

Now I have to talk to people? no no no please no  Socially Awkward Penguin

smokes weed. checks eyes in rear view mirror sees cop car behind

smokes weed. checks eyes in rear view mirror sees cop car behind    Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks stranger for directions Has no idea what they are saying but goes along with it anyway

Asks stranger for directions  Has no idea what they are saying but goes along with it anyway   Socially Awkward Penguin

maid shows up at motel room wait in car outside

maid shows up at motel room wait in car outside  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend extends arm with drink to offer a taste *Clinks Glass* "Cheers"

Friend extends arm with drink to offer a taste *Clinks Glass*

Has a black server at the restaurant, needs sauce calls the wrong server

Has a black server at the restaurant, needs sauce   calls the wrong server  Socially Awkward Penguin

Visitors in the house Afraid to go out because they may see him

Visitors in the house Afraid to go out because they may see him  Socially Awkward Penguin
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