Socially Awkward Penguin

Two hot girls getting in the elevator I think I'll take the stairs

Two hot girls getting in the elevator I think I'll take the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Send Picture of lyrics I wrote to bandmate He mistakes it for a suicide note

Send Picture of lyrics I wrote to bandmate He mistakes it for a suicide note  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks coworker why she hasn't had her baby yet She already had it

Asks coworker why she hasn't had her baby yet She already had it  Socially Awkward Penguin

buys 3 sizes of condoms so the cashier won't know my penis size

buys 3 sizes of condoms so the cashier won't know my penis size  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to sneeze while pooping use last of the toilet paper to blow my nose

have to sneeze while pooping use last of the toilet paper to blow my nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Having Random urge to socialize like/comment on next 20 entries of facebook newsfeed

Having Random urge to socialize like/comment on next 20 entries of facebook newsfeed  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees a damsel in distress on the train taking her photo for karma is easier than helping her

sees a damsel in distress on the train taking her photo for karma is easier than helping her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Almost posts meme to reddit adrenaline rush

Almost posts meme to reddit adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

comes up with great socially awesome penguin meme can't relate to it

comes up with great socially awesome penguin meme  can't relate to it  Socially Awkward Penguin

all urinals taken in bathroom pee on the side of toilet in the stall to avoid making noise

all urinals taken in bathroom pee on the side of toilet in the stall to avoid making noise  Socially Awkward Penguin
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