Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets asked to hook up with hot guy you've been crushing on since third grade whiskey dick

Gets asked to hook up with hot guy you've been crushing on since third grade whiskey dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't tell if my son has my features or if i look like a baby

Can't tell if my son has my features or if i look like a baby  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to hit paper bin with some trash in class hits hot girl in the head

Trying to hit paper bin with some trash in class hits hot girl in the head  Socially Awkward Penguin

Likes a girl she likes me neither of us tell the other

Likes a girl
she likes me neither of us tell the other  Socially Awkward Penguin

UPs rings doorbell wait until driver leaves to retrieve package

UPs rings doorbell wait until driver leaves to retrieve package  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretends to be ordering for two people on the phone so the hot cashier doesn't think i'm greedy

Pretends to be ordering for two people on the phone so the hot cashier doesn't think i'm greedy  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Happy birthday" You too!

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween nobody at party reddits

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween  nobody at party reddits   Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy Birthday You too

Happy Birthday You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Getting a haircut. Stylist asks what you do. "I'm a software programmer. ... What do you do?"

Getting a haircut.
Stylist asks what you do.
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