Socially Awkward Penguin

didn't think the musical was that good last man left standing because the girl next to you thought it was amazing

didn't think the musical was that good last man left standing because the girl next to you thought it was amazing  Socially Awkward Penguin

The drive-thru restaurant screws up your order Oh well

The drive-thru restaurant screws up your order Oh well   Socially Awkward Penguin

Route 6 in the morning Pussy at night

Route 6 in the morning Pussy at night  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stalk a cute girls facebook. Next day profile is set to private. I've been caught

Stalk a cute girls facebook. Next day profile is set to private. I've been caught  Socially Awkward Penguin

almost want to "like" friend's status paralyzed with fear at the last second

almost want to

smokes weed blame awkwardness on being high

smokes weed blame awkwardness on being high  Socially Awkward Penguin

You need a date? I've got some figs in the cupboard.

You need a date? I've got some figs
 in the cupboard.  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to an orchestra concert clap between movements

go to an orchestra concert clap between movements  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets asked "how would you like your steak cooked" says "good"

gets asked

Get to class an hour early Take a walk around campus to avoid everyone

Get to class an hour early Take a walk around campus to avoid everyone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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