Socially Awkward Penguin

hot girl cashier at convenience store. start joke to break ice, screw it up, but recover. She laughs. lucky day!

hot girl cashier at convenience store. start joke to break ice, screw it up, but recover. She laughs. lucky day!  Socially Awkward Penguin

pay for $7 chicken crisp sandwich at subway, receive a $5 meatball sub instead oh well

pay for $7 chicken crisp sandwich at subway, receive a $5 meatball sub instead oh well  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lives alone still locks the bathroom door

Lives alone still locks the bathroom door  Socially Awkward Penguin

pull into parking lot with other car park on other side

pull into parking lot
with other car park on other side  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally sleeps with someone Ignores them in public

Finally sleeps with someone Ignores them in public  Socially Awkward Penguin

Found an acquaintance on reddit! Better delete all embarrassing posts in case anyone ever finds me

Found an acquaintance on reddit! Better delete all embarrassing posts in case anyone ever finds me  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets early at a family reunion so he doesn't have to greet every single person in the room

gets early at a family reunion so he doesn't have to greet every single person in the room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "sorry babe winky face" does not know how to respond

Says

See classmate at Mcdonalds smile at me Avoid eye contact at all costs

See classmate at Mcdonalds smile at me Avoid eye contact at all costs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Give presentation and professor asks a question Stare blankly at him until he answers his own question

Give presentation and professor asks a question Stare blankly at him until he answers his own question  Socially Awkward Penguin
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