Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a tsa patdown says "thank you" to the agent

gets a tsa patdown  says

Patron: "Where are the bathrooms?" Me: "Down the stairs, and to the left." Patron: "thank you" Me: "Enjoy!"

Patron:

Cant think of a clever way to deliver the punchline to a meme

Cant think of a clever way to deliver the punchline to a meme   Socially Awkward Penguin

HOT DRUNK GIRL ASKS ME TO GIVE HER A KISS I GET NERVOUS AND SAY "SORRY I HAVEN't HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK YET"

HOT DRUNK GIRL ASKS ME TO GIVE HER A KISS I GET NERVOUS AND SAY

HUGS PAST TEACHER FROM BEHIND IN A SHOPPING MALL "RAPE!"

HUGS PAST TEACHER FROM BEHIND IN A SHOPPING MALL

Gets invited to dinner by cute girl "I already ate."

Gets invited to dinner by cute girl

teacher mispronounces last name on first day of class doesn't correct her

teacher mispronounces last name on first day of class doesn't correct her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Woman walks by while coming out of the mens room holds door open for her

Woman walks by while coming out of the mens room holds door open for her  Socially Awkward Penguin

"thank you come again" you too

Forgets to bring DS to school walks around pretending to have friends

Forgets to bring DS to school walks around pretending to have friends  Socially Awkward Penguin
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