Socially Awkward Penguin

facebook tells all friends birthday is today fuck.

facebook tells all friends birthday is today fuck.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thanks" "Thanks"

Waitress asks for drinks orders Coke

Waitress asks for drinks orders Coke  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk in to take a painful dump Someone in adjacent stall, wash hands and walk out

Walk in to take a painful dump Someone in adjacent stall, wash hands and walk out  Socially Awkward Penguin

horrible headache at friends house sees advil and does nothing

horrible headache at friends house sees advil and does nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Loses phone at restaurant Takes four days to build up the courage to call them

Loses phone at restaurant Takes four days to build up the courage to call them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts best joke ever Everyone is already asleep

Posts best joke ever Everyone is already asleep  Socially Awkward Penguin

"let's play truth or dare!" goes to the bathroom, and stays for an inappropriate amount of time.

Hot girl tries to pop your back Gets paralyzed, shits pants

Hot girl tries to pop your back 
 Gets paralyzed, shits pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

See a male friend's nipple Mention it.

See a male friend's 
nipple Mention it.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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