Socially Awkward Penguin

Made Overly Attached Girlfriend joke to boyfriend but he didn't get it Now he just thinks I'm overly attached

Made Overly Attached Girlfriend joke to boyfriend but he didn't get it Now he just thinks I'm overly attached  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flirty checkout girl asks what my weekend plans are Responds with "Hanging out with my parents-in-law"

Flirty checkout girl asks what my weekend plans are Responds with

goes through own reddit comment history cringe delete delete delete

goes through own reddit comment history cringe
delete delete delete    Socially Awkward Penguin

GETS ON THE FRONT PAGE WITH original FUNNY CONTENT iS afraid of replying to comments because people might not find it funny

GETS ON THE FRONT PAGE WITH original FUNNY CONTENT iS afraid of replying to   comments because people might not find it funny    Socially Awkward Penguin

Got my leg asleep in class to pass the time Fire alarm goes off

Got my leg asleep in class to pass the time Fire alarm goes off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doorbell rings just before leaving the house Late to work from hiding for 20 minutes

Doorbell rings just before leaving the house Late to work from hiding for 20 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute Waitress asks: "how are you doing today?" Response: "I'll have a coffee."

Cute Waitress asks:

Hear People talking in coffee room No coffee for me today

Hear People talking in coffee room No coffee for me today  Socially Awkward Penguin

cuts gums open trying to eat a hard piece of bread swallows blood and continues to eat the rest

cuts gums open trying to eat a hard piece of bread swallows blood and continues to eat the rest  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger complimented that my boyfriend and i make a cute couple I was having dinner with my father

Stranger complimented that my boyfriend and i make a cute couple I was having dinner with my father  Socially Awkward Penguin
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