Socially Awkward Penguin

Chair makes a fart noise spend the next hour trying to reproduce it for your co-workers.

Chair makes a fart noise spend the next hour trying to reproduce it for your co-workers.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Puts arm around girl Runs Away

Puts arm around girl   Runs Away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stay at friend's house for the weekend Hold massive shit for 48 hours

Stay at friend's house for the weekend Hold massive shit for 48 hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

One hour car ride get boner 1 minute before arriving

One hour car ride get boner 1 minute before arriving  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hair stylist asks where you work answer then ask "how about you?"

Hair stylist asks where you work answer then ask

SIngs in the car Stops when passing any other car and at intersections

SIngs in the car Stops when passing any other car and at intersections  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't get laid in real life will try to become a lucid dreamer

Can't get laid in real life will try to become a lucid dreamer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get Name entered in raffle hope your name isn't called

Get Name entered in raffle hope your name isn't called  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too shy to ask for her number in person Organize manhunt on reddit to find her

Too shy to ask for her number in person Organize manhunt on reddit to find her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks out of store without buying anything "Everyone thinks I stole something"

Walks out of store without buying anything
Like us for More!