Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends too much time on the Internet Can't even make good posts on reddit

Spends too much time on the Internet  Can't even make good posts on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to hand homework to the teacher front of the Paper sags down before they grab it

tries to hand homework to the teacher front of the Paper sags down before they grab it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Put the toilet seat down like a gentleman Or leave it up to show I lifted it?

Put the toilet seat down like a gentleman Or leave it up to show I lifted it?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows her name pretends to forget for not seem stalker

Knows her name pretends to forget for not seem stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Everyone knows me I don't know anyone

Everyone knows me I don't know anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thank you for your patronage. Alright?

Thank you for your patronage. Alright?  Socially Awkward Penguin

*Call goes to voicemail* "Oh thank God!"

*Call goes to voicemail*

Gets distracted while walking back to table sits down at random table.

Gets distracted while walking back to table sits down at random table.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Never forgets a name, never forgets a face pretends to forget so he doesn't look like a stalker

Never forgets a name, never forgets a face pretends to forget so he doesn't look like a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Found out hot co-worker is a redditor months ago Still hasn't mentioned reddit

Found out hot co-worker is a redditor months ago Still hasn't mentioned reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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