Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like chips or fries?" "Yes"

getting ready to thank person holding door they stop holding it - thank you

getting ready to thank person holding door they stop holding it - thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees person on phone next to them at stoplight turns music down in theirs to be polite

Sees person on phone next to them at stoplight turns music down in theirs to be polite  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bumped into coffee table "oops sorry"

Bumped into coffee table

Sees there is a line at red box Pretends to look at something else until line clears up

Sees there is a line at red box Pretends to look at something else until line clears up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door for someone Lose grip at last second

Hold door for someone Lose grip at last second  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Michaela is so hot" "Oh hey Michaela"

Cell phone rings Friday Friday gotta get down on friday

Cell phone rings Friday Friday gotta get down on friday  Socially Awkward Penguin

CAREFULLY CRAFTS EMAIL ABOUT PENDING SNOW STORM DOESNT FUCKING SNOW

CAREFULLY CRAFTS EMAIL ABOUT PENDING SNOW STORM DOESNT FUCKING SNOW  Socially Awkward Penguin

See cute guys while lifting weights at the gym They're staring at me

See cute guys while lifting weights at the gym They're staring at me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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