Socially Awkward Penguin

CONVERSATIONS I HAVE IN MY HEAD WITH MY FRIENDS 1,000,000 TIMES MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ONES IN REAL LIFE

CONVERSATIONS I HAVE IN MY HEAD WITH MY FRIENDS 1,000,000 TIMES MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ONES IN REAL LIFE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask someone to wish you luck No response

Ask someone to wish you luck No response  Socially Awkward Penguin

At the cashier in a store Reads from a script hidden in sleeve

At the cashier in a store Reads from a script hidden in sleeve  Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook new featutre - timeline, show your whole life in one page OH GOD NO

Facebook new featutre - timeline, show your whole life in one page OH GOD NO  Socially Awkward Penguin

Singing in the car alone becomes embarrassed when screwing up the lyrics

Singing in the car alone becomes embarrassed when screwing up the lyrics  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears someone enter bathroom Better wait until they are gone

Hears someone enter bathroom Better wait until they are gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

worry about an awful possible outcome of things, but it doesn't happen still worry about it for hours

worry about an awful possible outcome of things, but it doesn't happen still worry about it for hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you, and have a pleasant stay at the Aria" "Thanks, you too!"

Stumble while walking begin recreating scuffing sound as if that's just what my walk sounds like

Stumble while walking begin recreating scuffing sound as if that's just what my walk sounds like  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spent $200 on new cell phone Still no calls or texts from anyone

Spent $200 on new cell phone Still no calls or texts from anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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