Socially Awkward Penguin

Runs into ex's military father who is deploying soon "Are you excited?"

Runs into ex's military father who is deploying soon

Moves hair out of girl's face to kiss her she flinches

Moves hair out of girl's face to kiss her she flinches  Socially Awkward Penguin

Read old Facebook messages

Read old Facebook messages   Socially Awkward Penguin

Pass by HR Manager while commuting, wave hello Now we're both driving like old people the rest of the way

Pass by HR Manager while commuting, wave hello Now we're both driving like old people the rest of the way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meant to text "I'm on my third coke" accidentally text "I'm on my third cock"

Meant to text

"Its good to see you!" "Okay"

Think of something funny while taking a piss Look like I'm laughing at my own dick

Think of something funny while taking a piss Look like I'm laughing at my own dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gathering of pretty ladies on the lawn near my car Unlock my car by reaching through the window, setting off the alarm

Gathering of pretty ladies on the lawn near my car Unlock my car by reaching through the window, setting off the alarm  Socially Awkward Penguin

hey i have that same shirt. "Thanks!"

hey i have that same shirt.

Looks at Beloit College Memes Laughs

Looks at Beloit College Memes Laughs   Socially Awkward Penguin
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