Socially Awkward Penguin

Type a text instantly Wait a few minutes before sending so doesn't think I'm desperate

Type a text instantly Wait a few minutes before sending so doesn't think I'm desperate  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees girl with interesting-looking shirt Read as fast as possible so she doesn't think you're staring at her boobs

Sees girl with interesting-looking shirt Read as fast as possible so she doesn't think you're staring at her boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make Eye Contact with a Black guy He must think I'm racist

Make Eye Contact with a Black guy He must think I'm racist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts in class struggles to reproduce sound with inanimate objects

Farts in class struggles to reproduce sound with inanimate objects  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally rear ends a guy Fucks him so he isn't angry

Accidentally rear ends a guy Fucks him so he isn't angry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flicked Cigarette accidentally hits empty parked car "Sorry"

Flicked Cigarette accidentally hits empty parked car

FB post "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Post "Not aides." get scared of being made fun of next day at school for having aides. Quickly delete comment.

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Dog gets very sick Goes to r/AdviceAnimals to see if he can get advice for sick dog.

Dog gets very sick Goes to r/AdviceAnimals to see if he can get advice for sick dog.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets asked to hold the elevator for someone OH GOD SHUT THE DOOR!!!

Gets asked to hold the elevator for someone OH GOD SHUT THE DOOR!!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally farts loudly while peeing in public restroom Waits for everyone to leave before leaving stall

Accidentally farts loudly while peeing in public restroom Waits for everyone to leave before leaving stall   Socially Awkward Penguin
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