Socially Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact with magician selecting me from crowd for trick Pretend he was talking to someone else

Make eye contact with magician selecting me from crowd for trick Pretend he was talking to someone else  Socially Awkward Penguin

cat sits on lap butt in face

cat sits on lap butt in face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrives at cash register first two seconds before a hot girl just stands there, gets pushed out of the way by girl

Arrives at cash register first two seconds before a hot girl just stands there, gets pushed out of the way by girl  Socially Awkward Penguin

takes crap at work hides id badge in pocket so no one knows it's him

takes crap at work hides id badge in pocket so no one knows it's him  Socially Awkward Penguin

interrupt party playlist play weird al

interrupt party playlist play weird al  Socially Awkward Penguin

see friend in produce section of grocery store immediately heads to check-out to avoid further awkwardness

see friend in produce section of grocery store immediately heads to check-out to avoid further awkwardness  Socially Awkward Penguin

brush teeth immediately get self-conscious about breath

brush teeth immediately get self-conscious about breath  Socially Awkward Penguin

"celebratory drinks after finals" drinks alone

Conversation ends up being about sex Leave

Conversation ends up being about sex Leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

friends like rate status give them all 10s

friends like rate status give them all 10s  Socially Awkward Penguin
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