Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to bathroom to poop someone is washing their hands, pretend to pee at the urinal until they finish

Go to bathroom to poop someone is washing their hands, pretend to pee at the urinal until they finish  Socially Awkward Penguin

No comment on own posts comment on them

No comment on own posts comment on them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl Waves at you, assume it's somewone behind you, proceed to Ignore IT WAS YOU

Cute Girl Waves at you, assume it's somewone behind you, proceed to Ignore IT WAS YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin

3 year old cousin asks if I want to play Oh god, what do I say?

3 year old cousin asks if I want to play Oh god, what do I say?  Socially Awkward Penguin

I think mainstream music is any song someone's already heard

I think mainstream music is any song someone's already heard  Socially Awkward Penguin

Computer lab keyboard soiled with someone's filthy hand residue

Computer lab keyboard soiled with someone's filthy hand residue  Socially Awkward Penguin

Think of the perfect way to start a conversation with the girl you like Freeze up the next time you see her

Think of the perfect way to start a conversation with the girl you like  Freeze up the next time you see her   Socially Awkward Penguin

someone calls your name pretend you didn't hear anything

someone calls your name pretend you didn't hear anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

happy birthday! you too!

happy birthday! you too!  Socially Awkward Penguin

drop quarter do everything possible to avoid bending over

drop quarter do everything possible to avoid bending over  Socially Awkward Penguin
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