Socially Awkward Penguin

shows up early leaves when party gets going.

shows up early  leaves when party gets going.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Has foot fetish Tries to get closer and closer to girls feet at parties

Has foot fetish Tries to get closer and closer to girls feet at parties  Socially Awkward Penguin

"OMG new phone number send me your number" yes! one more person to delete from my contacts

Pizza Guy - "Enjoy your pizza." Thanks you too.

Pizza Guy -

talking to a girl on facebook her friend was using her account

talking to a girl on facebook her friend was using her account  Socially Awkward Penguin

after first sip, realized Waitress brought salt instead of sugar for iced tea drinks whole glass

after first sip, realized Waitress brought salt instead of sugar for iced tea drinks whole glass  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit down to take a shit, then someone sits next to you. Looks like I don't have to shit after all..

Sit down to take a shit, then someone sits next to you. Looks like I don't have to shit after all..  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too afraid to tell GF'S mum he shat in bed "I had a wet dream"

Too afraid to tell GF'S mum he shat in bed

"Have a nice break!" You too...

accidentally put on socks that don't match spend the whole day randomly looking at them

accidentally put on socks that don't match spend the whole day randomly looking at them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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