Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl tells me she plays Call of Duty "Actually, I prefer Battlefield"

Cute girl tells me she plays Call of Duty

Text my dad I'm going to five guys with some friends "Hey, mind if I go do five guys with some friends?"

Text my dad I'm going to five guys with some friends

Does not introduce herself to me or attempt to make conversation sends friend request on facebook while still at bbq

Does not introduce herself to me or attempt to make conversation sends friend request on facebook while still at bbq  Socially Awkward Penguin

New friend confesses that she is scared that she might be pregnant "Walk it off champ"

New  friend confesses that she is scared that she might be pregnant

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send

Asked to give a speech to the entire company. Vomits one sentence in

Asked to give a speech to the entire company. Vomits one sentence in  Socially Awkward Penguin

get hit by a car in a parking lot apologize to the driver

get hit by a car in a parking lot apologize to the driver  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to to talk to cute girl Chokes on drink

Goes to to talk to cute girl Chokes on drink  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leaves Store Without Buying Anything They Think I'm Stealing

Leaves Store Without Buying Anything They Think I'm Stealing    Socially Awkward Penguin
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