Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to buffet chooses food based on likelihood of spillage and potential mess from spillages

goes to buffet chooses food based on likelihood of spillage and potential mess from spillages  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hit it off with hottest girl in bar last night From out of state and leaves tomorrow morning

Hit it off with hottest girl in bar last night From out of state and leaves tomorrow morning  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees acquaintance walking into restaurant Drives around parking lot for a few minutes to avoid small talk

Sees acquaintance walking into restaurant Drives around parking lot for a few minutes to avoid small talk   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Movies Alone Buys 2 tickets

Goes to Movies Alone Buys 2 tickets   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sale item scans at full price. Doesn't want to make a scene.

Sale item scans at full price. Doesn't want to make a scene.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says bye to friend on facebook chat and exits logs back in 30 seconds later to see if they said bye too

Says bye to friend on facebook chat and exits logs back in 30 seconds later to see if they said bye too  Socially Awkward Penguin

pretend to be on the phone phone rings

pretend to be on the phone phone rings    Socially Awkward Penguin

gonna ask crush about homework over Facebook wait until they're offline

gonna ask crush about homework over Facebook wait until they're offline  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets involved in mild comment argument on reddit adrenaline rush and sweaty palms

Gets involved in mild comment argument on reddit adrenaline rush and sweaty palms  Socially Awkward Penguin

See's someone else waiting for elevator 8 flights of stairs isn't too bad

See's someone else waiting for elevator 8 flights of stairs isn't too bad  Socially Awkward Penguin
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