Socially Awkward Penguin

iPhone plays song you dont like Covers screen as you skip songs so no one can see what you're listening to

iPhone plays song you dont like Covers screen as you skip songs so no one can see what you're listening to  Socially Awkward Penguin

Age 26, Makes 80k a year, drives new car, Has a killer man cave, Smart, handsome, athletic... Cant get a second date

Age 26, Makes 80k a year, drives new car,  Has a killer man cave, Smart, handsome, athletic... Cant get a second date  Socially Awkward Penguin

bobs head with other car's song in traffic other car driver rolls up window

bobs head with other car's song in traffic other car driver rolls up window  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget new employee's name Ask question really loud so they're forced to turn around

Forget new employee's name Ask question really loud so they're forced to turn around  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets downvoted once Creates throwaway for every new post

Gets downvoted once Creates throwaway for every new post  Socially Awkward Penguin

Huge crush on a girl spend forty five minutes telling self a story of you saving her life and becoming a town hero

Huge crush on a girl spend forty five minutes telling self a story of you saving her life and becoming a town hero  Socially Awkward Penguin

Offer server money for drink at office xmas party Open Bar

Offer server money for drink at office xmas party Open Bar  Socially Awkward Penguin

Speak the truth people get upset Speak in Meme All Everybody Happy.

Speak  the truth people get upset Speak in Meme All Everybody Happy.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hate all the clothes the saleswoman picked out for me Hangs out in dressing room so she thinks I tried them all on

Hate all the clothes the saleswoman picked out for me  Hangs out in dressing room so she thinks I tried them all on   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes on r/freekarma gets downvoted

Goes on r/freekarma  gets downvoted   Socially Awkward Penguin
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