Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears someone yell "Hey Stranger, How’ve you been?" Heart starts racing... "please not me"

Hears someone yell

Cute Girl Says that I have the longest tongue she's ever seen I Point out my friend who I think has a longer tongue

Cute Girl Says that I have the longest tongue she's ever seen I Point out my friend who I think has a longer tongue  Socially Awkward Penguin

uses mirror in public bathroom runs like hell as soon as someone walks in

uses mirror in public bathroom runs like hell as soon as someone walks in  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets money out of atm "thank you"

gets money out of atm

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with witty card and hints it me Figures out its me and marrys me!

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with witty card and hints it me Figures out its me and marrys me!  Socially Awkward Penguin

"bro, your cousin is hot!" "i know, right?"

Teacher asks for me to write his ideas on the white board Can't splel any wrod beacsue of sgate frgiht

Teacher asks for me to write  his ideas on the white board Can't splel any wrod beacsue of sgate frgiht   Socially Awkward Penguin

Married man uses alt account to post sexist throwaway comment gets inboxed boobs by fellow redditor while wife is watching

Married man uses alt account  to post sexist throwaway comment gets inboxed boobs by fellow redditor while wife is watching  Socially Awkward Penguin

See cute girls approaching while jogging Turn around and run the other way as if that was my halfway point

See cute girls approaching while jogging Turn around and run the other way as if that was my halfway point  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears loud banging on hotel door stays quiet until they give up and leave

Hears loud banging on hotel door stays quiet until they give up and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
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