Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into public restroom. One stall occupied. Wash hands and try next floor.

Walk into public restroom.  One stall occupied. Wash hands and try next floor.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Commenting on Reddit Read all previous comments and judge self based off comment score

Commenting on Reddit Read all previous comments and judge self based off comment score  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notices friend on facebook post about deleting excess friends gets defriended

Notices friend on facebook post about deleting excess friends gets defriended  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stalls car as light turns green, Holding up everyone in the world.

Stalls car as light turns green, Holding up everyone in the world.  Socially Awkward Penguin

where's my cards? bitches love magic tricks!

where's my cards? bitches love magic tricks!  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Why are you so quiet?" Doesn't know how to respond

Goes to bar for a beer Gets shitfaced

Goes to bar for a beer Gets shitfaced  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drive-thru attendant: "Enjoy your meal!" Me: "Thanks, you too!"

Drive-thru attendant:

Roommate knocks on door pretend to be asleep

Roommate knocks on door pretend to be asleep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally honk your horn in traffic Look behind you

Accidentally honk your horn in traffic Look behind you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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