Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to facebook to check age

goes to facebook to check age  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells a "story" with no punchline or ending "Dude, what kind of story was that?!"

Tells a

put up hand for high five left hanging

put up hand for high five  left hanging   Socially Awkward Penguin

Black guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him

Black guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Flash your headlights for peace!" honks

How much does a polar bear weigh? An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb), while an adult female is about half that size.

How much does a polar bear weigh? An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb), while an adult female is about half that size.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know how to work the shower Washes with water from the faucet.

Doesn't know how to work the shower Washes with water from the faucet.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to go unload diarrhea Gets naked

Has to go unload diarrhea  Gets naked  Socially Awkward Penguin

I like pie So make this your favorite meme OR YOU WILL DIE WITH A PIECE OF PIE STUFFED UP YOUR THIGH

I like pie So make this your favorite meme OR YOU WILL DIE WITH A PIECE OF PIE STUFFED UP YOUR THIGH  Socially Awkward Penguin

Surrounded by hot chicks in night club Don't move! Their vision is based on mouvement

Surrounded by hot chicks in night club Don't move! Their vision is based on mouvement  Socially Awkward Penguin
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