Socially Awkward Penguin

"How would you like your eggs?" Well done, please

Where are you working now? Good

Where are you working now? Good  Socially Awkward Penguin

go outside to flirt with girl you like See she's not alone and pretty much let the door hit you in the face as you run away

go outside to flirt with girl you like See she's not alone and pretty much let the door hit you in the face as you run away  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone says bless you because you sneezed replys with "your welcome" intead of "thank you"

someone says bless you because you sneezed replys with

"Enjoy the movie" "Thanks, you too."

"god bless you" they sneeze again oh god now what

interested in learning about strange culture practices entire thread about wearing shoes in the house

interested in learning about strange culture practices entire thread about wearing shoes in the house  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to Oakland for the month Ship yourself weed so you don't have to talk to anyone

Go to Oakland for the month Ship yourself weed so you don't have to talk to anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets complemented on my arms at the gym "Thanks, i hardly work them out"

Gets complemented on my arms at the gym

Teacher: I have already picked the groups out. *sigh of relief*

Teacher: I have already picked the groups out. *sigh of relief*  Socially Awkward Penguin
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