Socially Awkward Penguin

Decide to take shower. Hear neighbor in shower. Decide to wait for neighbor to finish shower

Decide to take shower. Hear neighbor in shower. Decide to wait for neighbor to finish shower  Socially Awkward Penguin

See black guy running for president votes for him so you dont seem racist

See black guy running for president votes for him so you dont seem racist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Online ordering for pizza place is down for maintenance didn't want pizza anyway

Online ordering for pizza place is down for maintenance didn't want pizza anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier says "Have A Nice Day" she loves me

Cashier says

name is erin. keep getting called alison. or arpil. or emily. or erica. "I guess those are nice names, too."

name is erin. keep getting called alison. or arpil. or emily. or erica.

Doesn't do drugs Still gets nervous about drug test

Doesn't do drugs Still gets nervous about drug test  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss Misspells your name never correct him

Boss Misspells your name never correct him  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Nice Haircut!" to Boss's shaved head Doesn't know Boss has Cancer

Cute waitress says "enjoy your meal" "you too"

Cute waitress says

shake hands with someone for the first time crush their hand or have your hand crushed, feel like you lost the handshake either way

shake hands with someone for the first time crush their hand or have your hand crushed, feel like you lost the handshake either way  Socially Awkward Penguin
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