Socially Awkward Penguin

The clerk thinks I'm shoplifting act calm, act calm

The clerk thinks I'm shoplifting act calm, act calm  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't take dump in suite with others around Locks self in east thompson public bathroom

Can't take dump in suite with others around Locks self in east thompson public bathroom   Socially Awkward Penguin

Gives a standing ovation ...There are 3 more songs in the show

Gives a standing ovation  ...There are 3 more songs in the show   Socially Awkward Penguin

Purchase comes to $1.95 with a cute cashier Pays $3

Purchase comes to $1.95 with a cute cashier Pays $3    Socially Awkward Penguin

Couple finally became facebook official Should I pop champagne and play the wedding march?

Couple finally became facebook official Should I pop champagne and play the wedding march?  Socially Awkward Penguin

TALK TO GIRL DRUNK NEVER TALK AGAIN

TALK TO GIRL DRUNK NEVER TALK AGAIN    Socially Awkward Penguin

Raises age To under legal age

Raises age To under legal age  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't get asked to suggest a movie

 Doesn't get asked to suggest a movie  Socially Awkward Penguin

All the checkout lines are empty... Walk past them all and use the self-checkout..

All the checkout lines are empty... Walk past them all and use the self-checkout..  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally ring the stop on a bus a few stops too early Get off anyway to avoid confrontation

Accidentally ring the stop on a bus a few stops too early Get off anyway to avoid confrontation   Socially Awkward Penguin
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