Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier says "hi. how are you?" hand them $20 bill

cashier says

Receives invitation to party "This must be a mistake"

Receives invitation to party

Agrees to cute stranger taking pic for project leaves immediately thinking all that could have said to keep in touch

Agrees to cute stranger taking pic for project leaves immediately  thinking all that could have said to keep in touch    Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks for the time finds self checking for watch 2 minutes later

Asks for the time  finds self checking for watch 2 minutes later   Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes a today i learned doesnt realize it's considered general knowledge

Makes a today i learned doesnt realize it's considered general knowledge  Socially Awkward Penguin

Avoids conversation with attractive women So he doesn't have to accept that he really is socially awkward

Avoids conversation with attractive women  So he doesn't have to accept that he really is socially awkward   Socially Awkward Penguin

ask woman when her baby is due Woman isn't pregnant

ask woman when her baby is due Woman isn't pregnant  Socially Awkward Penguin

No friends to text Battery lasts for days

No friends to text Battery lasts for days  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk past hot girl(s) Death Stare at the ground not making eyecontact

Walk past hot girl(s) Death Stare at the ground not making eyecontact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinking about going to a bar, read up on etiquette. Nevermind

Thinking about going to a bar,
read up on etiquette. Nevermind  Socially Awkward Penguin
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