Socially Awkward Penguin

Rehearse conversation for taxi driver in head Awkwardly talk about weather and text on phone mate you just left.

Rehearse conversation for taxi driver in head Awkwardly talk about weather and text on phone mate you just left.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Three hour flight in the middle seat people

Three hour flight in the middle seat people  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone walking up same sidewalk changes sidewalk

See someone walking up same sidewalk changes sidewalk  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend zoned by her

friend zoned by her  Socially Awkward Penguin

see childhood friend that you haven't spoken to in years in public dear god what did i do to deserve this

see childhood friend that you haven't spoken to in years in public  dear god what did i do to deserve this  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure how fast windshield wipers should go Looks at other cars

Not sure how fast windshield wipers should go Looks at other cars  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees an old friend at Starbucks and offers to pay his drink Doesn't have enough money

Sees an old friend at Starbucks and offers to pay his drink Doesn't have enough money  Socially Awkward Penguin

Means to say "Happy Holidays" Ends up saying "Happy Birthday"

Means to say

Pauses between ordering two things at a restaurant. waitress thinks you're done and moves on. still hungry at end of meal. says nothing.

Pauses between ordering two things at a restaurant. waitress thinks you're done and moves on. still hungry at end of meal. says nothing.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough  Socially Awkward Penguin
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