Socially Awkward Penguin

fart get blamed for 'global warming'

fart get blamed for 'global warming'   Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says "Thank You" to you You say thank you back

Someone says

Birthday is Halloween Deliberately chooses not to wear costume on campus to avoid any attention

Birthday is Halloween Deliberately chooses not to wear costume on campus to avoid any attention  Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrive at stop sign at same time as other car abandon vehicle!

Arrive at stop sign at same time as other car abandon vehicle!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Customer begins unloading a full cart of groceries in an express lane "would you like paper of plastic?"

Customer begins unloading a full cart of groceries in an express lane

Has amazing sex with girlfiend wakes up

Has amazing sex with girlfiend wakes up  Socially Awkward Penguin

realize in wrong class 5 minutes in stay in class for rest of semester

realize in wrong class 5 minutes in stay in class for rest of semester  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Paper or plastic?" "no, thanks"

only want something from the appetizer menu guess I'll just get an entree

only want something from the appetizer menu guess I'll just get an entree  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys cock rings at walmart leaves them at checkout line

Buys cock rings at walmart leaves them at checkout line  Socially Awkward Penguin
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