Socially Awkward Penguin

Fiance texts "heading to my neighbors wake" Me: "ok, Have fun"

Fiance texts

Hot girl calls you wrong name go with it

Hot girl calls you wrong name go with it  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to a public closet to take a dump afraid to fart until everybody else leaves

goes to a public closet to take a dump afraid to fart until everybody else leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend mentions how everyone goes out early to the gym "And i'm just sitting here masturbating"

Friend mentions how everyone goes out early to the gym

Hi "good"

Hi

overhears people in office elevator heading to the same restaurant for lunch eats somewhere else

overhears people in office elevator heading to the same restaurant for lunch eats somewhere else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets kissed on the check by girlfriend instant boner

Gets kissed on the check by girlfriend instant boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

See couple walking in front of me takes detour to avoid conversation.

See couple walking in front of me takes detour to avoid conversation.  Socially Awkward Penguin

5 year old trick-or-treater dressed as ninja "That's not a very good costume! I can see you!"

5 year old trick-or-treater dressed as ninja

party at dorm "dammit have to socialize"

party at dorm
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