Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes extreme interest in surrounding area while eating Just to avoid making eye contact with the person sitting across the table

Takes extreme interest in surrounding area while eating Just to avoid making eye contact with the person sitting across the table  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet someone who says they are half deaf "oh that's cool"

Meet someone who says they are half deaf

Eating while in a quiet area near people Swallows food whole.

Eating while in a quiet area near people Swallows food whole.  Socially Awkward Penguin

For here or to go? Yes

For here or to go? Yes  Socially Awkward Penguin

No seats available at lunch table Sits on floor

No seats available at lunch table Sits on floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Slowly fades down music then changes the song

Slowly fades down music then changes the song  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a text from a girl saying she misses you 'how drunk is she/who's got her phone?'

Gets a text from a girl saying she misses you 'how drunk is she/who's got her phone?'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends five minutes trying to parallel park as people watch pretends to text in car afterward until they're gone

Spends five minutes trying to parallel park as people watch pretends to text in car afterward until they're gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

IS the only one

IS the only one  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit quietly So everyone thinks you're making a wish

Sit quietly So everyone thinks you're making a wish  Socially Awkward Penguin
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