Socially Awkward Penguin

Introduces Girlfriend to Reddit She has more Karma

Introduces Girlfriend to Reddit She has more Karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends laugh at memes thinks they're from south park

Friends laugh at memes thinks they're from south park  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realizes it's election day Immediately unsubscribes from /r/politics

Realizes it's election day  Immediately unsubscribes from /r/politics  Socially Awkward Penguin

At the funeral hey dude, what's up?!!!!!

At the funeral hey dude, what's up?!!!!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally has relevant username gets 4 upvotes

Finally has relevant username gets 4 upvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told by doctor "you have a beautiful cervix." "Can I get that endorsed on LinkedIn?"

Told by doctor

Waiting For Subway Doesn't stand close to edge so people don't think you're about to commit suicide

Waiting For Subway   Doesn't stand close to edge so people don't think you're about to commit suicide   Socially Awkward Penguin

Lean in to kiss girl for the first time Poke her in the forehead with the bill of my hat

Lean in to kiss girl for the first time Poke her in the forehead with the bill of my hat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to shoe store panic attack about what kind of person i want to be

Goes to shoe store panic attack about what kind of person i want to be  Socially Awkward Penguin

Play Phish, "YEM" 9:50 on juke box at Mexican Rock Bar. Bartender makes next margarita with no liquor.

Play Phish,
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