Socially Awkward Penguin

Salvation Army volunteer asks for a donation "Sorry, I've only got twenties on me"

Salvation Army volunteer asks for a donation

Boss tells you good job have a raise "Thanks Dad"

Boss tells you good job have  a raise

Stomach about to Rumble try to make a noise to muffle out the sound

Stomach about to Rumble try to make a noise to muffle out the sound   Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss buys lunch Choose cheapest dish

Boss buys lunch Choose cheapest dish  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot friend on facebook goes offline on chat "well i've nothing else to do here"

Hot friend on facebook goes offline on chat

Want more facebook friends Won't post anything because too many people can read it

Want more facebook friends Won't post anything because too many people can read it  Socially Awkward Penguin

got 1000 link karma today, bragged to roommate about internet fame they found my username , had to explain comments like "I want her sweet juicies" and "I probably woulda tapped your grandma man."

got 1000 link karma today, bragged to roommate about internet fame they found my username , had to explain comments like

Only knows english speaks to mexican cooks in spanish accent

Only knows english speaks to mexican cooks in spanish accent  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stripper grinding on my lap no boner

Stripper grinding on my lap no boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

dpride says "fix ur builds" But didnt tell me how.

dpride says
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