Socially Awkward Penguin

Has trouble coming up with response to message from cute girl Opens Blank Document

Has trouble coming up with response to message from cute girl Opens Blank Document  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets out phone in an awkward situation and it dies Still pretends to read blank screen to avoid small talk

Gets out phone in an awkward situation and it dies Still pretends to read blank screen to avoid small talk  Socially Awkward Penguin

anatomy major can't say "penis" without snickering

anatomy major can't say

Go to store to follow up with application walk around entire store twice before I ask to speak to a manager

Go to store to follow up with application walk around entire store twice before I ask to speak to a manager  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to a mental hospital for three days Picked up mannerisms and terrible sense of humor from other patients

Went to a mental hospital for three days Picked up mannerisms and terrible sense of humor from other patients  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a girl drop her things Gets too nervous and walks right past her

Sees a girl drop her things Gets too nervous and walks right past her  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets 1st text message in weeks automated phone billing reminder

gets 1st text message in weeks automated phone billing reminder  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes massive dump on unisex toilet girls waiting in line

Takes massive dump on unisex toilet girls waiting in line  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to fart while in public holds it in until stomach makes noises

Needs to fart while in public holds it in until stomach makes noises    Socially Awkward Penguin

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