Socially Awkward Penguin

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Fart wasn't silent god please kill me

Fart wasn't silent god please kill me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Taking a shit at school, someone enters in... hold it inside

Taking a shit at school, someone enters in... hold it inside  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told people I am the socially awkward penguin they just stared

Told people I am the socially awkward penguin they just stared  Socially Awkward Penguin

When running see people you know and stop to banter they haven't seen you

When running see people you know and stop to banter they haven't seen you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coughs,sneezes,farts,shits At the same time...in church...during a funeral

Coughs,sneezes,farts,shits At the same time...in church...during a funeral  Socially Awkward Penguin

recognize online dating match at friend's house say nothing, get the fuck out of there

recognize online dating match at friend's house say nothing, get the fuck out of there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say "Epic Fail" become epic fail

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Opens Spotify. Syncs with Facebook. Listens to most credible music on playlists Unsyncs from Facebook. Listens to Beyonce.

Opens Spotify. Syncs with Facebook. Listens to most credible music on playlists Unsyncs from Facebook. Listens to Beyonce.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Parties with new friends, tagged in dozens of photos. hover hand in every one.

Parties with new friends, tagged in dozens of photos. hover hand in every one.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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